I call him the Troll, but everyone else knows him as Evgeni Malkin, one of the increasingly kickass stars of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Whenever he has an interview, I literally laugh so hard that I cry. Not at him, like not making fun of how he can’t speak english well, but he’s just so much like a troll. “I’m take stick and shoot puck and make goal.” It’s like that guy from the Goonies, in the basement of that restaurant..who likes to eat those..candy bars…why the hell can’t I remember his name? Anyway, if you click on the picture it’ll take you to the page where you can buy the shirt and also watch one of my absolute favorite interviews with him, in which case he does actually say “I’m score.” Priceless. Oh yeah, and GO PENS.
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I call him the Troll, but everyone else knows him as Evgeni Malkin, one of the increasingly kickass stars of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Whenever he has an interview, I literally laugh so hard that I cry. Not at him, like not making fun of how he can’t speak english well, but he’s just so much like a troll. “I’m take stick and shoot puck and make goal.” It’s like that guy from the Goonies, in the basement of that restaurant..who likes to eat those..candy bars…why the hell can’t I remember his name? Anyway, if you click on the picture it’ll take you to the page where you can buy the shirt and also watch one of my absolute favorite interviews with him, in which case he does actually say “I’m score.” Priceless. Oh yeah, and GO PENS.

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    goal. It’s skate, it’s game, it’s emotion skate.
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